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How to suck your own dick: everything you need to know

By Screen Shot

Aug 20, 2020

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Let’s be honest here, if you have a penis (or even for those of you who don’t) you must have wondered if it was possible to suck your own dick, and if so, how to do it. Perhaps you even tried it once or twice in a desperate attempt to taste the forbidden fruit; achieve the unachievable; reach for the stars—you get where this is going—but never succeeded. Well, don’t worry about it anymore. Here are the best tips on how to suck your own dick.

Some men are born with the gift of self-pleasure, also called autofellatio or self-fellatio. Yes, you read that right, there are some men out there who actually bridge that gap and who aren’t even contortionists or over enthusiasts who went through surgery to take out a few ribs in order to fold in half as many people on Reddit speculate about Marilyn Manson.

Relax, loosen up

We’re not saying you need to be a renowned yogi to suck your penis but we can’t stress the importance of stretching enough. Before trying anything near your fella, make sure to stretch your neck. Try to spend a week working on figuring out how far you can stretch your torso and your neck. Some people also recommend having a warm bath beforehand so you can really loosen up those tense muscles.

Being thin makes it easier

We don’t do body-shaming here, but here are the facts: it’s much easier to reach your penis if you don’t have a belly blocking the way. Dick size doesn’t matter that much but body type helps.

Pick a position beforehand

According to some autofellatio pros, picking the right position is crucial in attempting this. Some prefer to lay on their back and lift their heels in the air, others prefer a seated position where they bend at the waist and bring their head down. Try different positions in order to find the one that will bring you to the promised land of penis sucking.

Get hard

The harder, the better. Maximum rigidity is necessary for someone to close the gap. Whatever you need to do, keep your stiffy saluting even if your neck hurts. No pain, no gain as you know.

Get someone to help

We know, it’s weird enough to attempt this on your own, so asking your mate or your partner is even weirder (it might even be very offensive to the one who usually does the work for you). But a gentle push in order for you to reach the finish line might be the one thing you’re missing. This step is not necessary but keep it in mind if you get really desperate.

Be prepared for the aftermath

If you succeed, which we believe you will, there are strong chances that you won’t be able to keep it to yourself. Keep in mind that as soon as you let your friends know of your newly found talent, they undoubtedly will demand you show them your trick at any given occasion.

Another aftermath you should be prepared for is quite evident: reaching climax and therefore cumming, probably in your mouth. Most straight guys haven’t experienced this before, so it might be surprising. Nothing to worry about though.

Enjoy

That’s it from us. Start stretching, open a new PornHub tab, and good luck!

How to suck your own dick: everything you need to know


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Aug 20, 2020

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The Fappening: everything you need to know about the leaked celebrity nudes

By Shira Jeczmien

Oct 23, 2020

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Okay, it might have been almost six years ago—yes, 2014 was six years, ago how mad is that?—but the fappening is still a heavily trending search word on Google and for those of us who weren’t yet in our full active online selves more than half a decade ago, and who have no idea what the fappening is, we’re here to explain it to you, once and for all.

What is the fappening?

The fappening, also known as TheFappening or Celebgate, refers to the hacking and leaking of hundreds of nude photos of over 100 celebrities, including most notoriously Jennifer Lawrence and Rihanna back in 2014. 

The Cloud leaked pictures were shared on the now-closed image-sharing forum 4chan as well as Reddit and once published on the forums, which attract millions of users every month, tracing and deleting the images from the web became a messy, legally challenging and difficult task. 

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iCloud leaks of celebrity photos

The man behind the leaked photos hacked into celebrities’ iCloud accounts by sending phishing emails to the affected individuals’ Gmail accounts. It is reported that the hacker requested the victims to provide their usernames and passwords using emails that imitated the look and feel of an official email from Google or Apple.

Once in, the hacker downloaded hundreds of private photos from these accounts and swiftly published, making internet history for what were the worst celebrity leaks ever.

What does fappening mean?

The term fappening is a mashup of two words: the happening, as in what’s happening, and fapping, which is slang for masturbating. 

Online, the term fappening refers to a hacker who has illegally accessed nude photos of individuals, oftentimes celebrities, and then leaks them on global forums like 4chan, Reddit and Saidit—at times in exchange for payment, usually cryptocurrency. 

Who is the hacker that created the Fappening in 2014?

Ryan Collins, who was 36-years-old at the time of the Labour Day hack back in 2014, is the Pennsylvania hacker who has pleaded guilty on the count of “unauthorized access to a protected computer to obtain information.”

Following a trial in 2016, Collins was sentenced to 18 months in prison on account of hacking into more than 600 people’s iCloud accounts. 

Why the Fappenning is a toxic outlet of our culture

Unfortunately, the fappening is not a one-off case but a recurring issue of our society—something that systematically affects more women than it does men. More importantly, the laws that protect our privacy, particularly online, are not yet set in place to stop these crimes from happening. And forums are often not responsible for the type of content that is published on their platforms.  

In an interview with Vanity Fair, Jennifer Lawrence speaks of her experience, saying that “It is not a scandal. It is a sex crime.” Here’s to hoping celeb leaks are a thing of the past…

5 of the worst celebrity hacks

1. Rihanna

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Numerous nude photos of the singer were leaked across the internet during CelebGate. Other stars such as Jennifer Lawrence and Arianna Grande also had sensitive photos of themselves leaked for the world to see.

2. Miley Cyrus

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Hackers clearly don’t care how old you are. Miley Cyrus was hacked in 2008, back when she was just 15-years-old. Hacker Josh Holly released provocative photos of the young actress. Then, in 2017, Cyrus was hacked again, this time in conjunction with Tiger Woods, Kristen Stewart, Lindsey Vonn, and others. And this time, the photos were nude. The hack became known as ‘The Fappening 3.0’.

3. LeBron James

Earlier this year, the website of the law firm Grubman Shire Meiselas & Sacks was breached by hackers. The firm represented A-listers such as Robert DeNiro, Drake, Elton John, Lady Gaga, and the ‘King’ himself, LeBron James. Hackers claimed to have obtained 756 gigabytes of private information and demanded payment in exchange for the information. The situation still hasn’t been resolved as hackers have begun auctioning off information on the stars.

4. Jude Law

The star of The Young Pope was hacked back in 2014 by both the British media and members of his own family. News of the World allegedly paid a relative of Law to leak sensitive information about him.

5. Kate Middleton

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The Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, reportedly had her phone hacked over 155 times. The perpetrator was the British tabloid, News of the World, again. According to the BBC, Clive Goodman, editor of News of the World, hacked Prince William 35 times and Prince Harry nine times.

The Fappening: everything you need to know about the leaked celebrity nudes


By Shira Jeczmien

Oct 23, 2020

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