30 of the best cheesy pick up lines we’ve ever encountered

By Harriet Piercy

Published Nov 25, 2020 at 10:00 AM

Reading time: 2 minutes

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We’re back with more pick up line suggestions, and as you must have seen previously, we’ve covered the funny (or not so funny) ones for the jokers out there. Now, it’s time we hype our hopeless romantics and bring on the cheese, the real cringe factor. Remember what we said last time: if they ain’t feelin it, just leave it. Okay? Great. If you get to the end of this article without cringing, then these lines are probably made just for you. I hope for your sake that it’s not just you who does. Go get ‘em!

30 of the best cheesy pick up lines

1.“If it’s okay with you, I’d like to buy you a drink. You don’t have to talk to me after I do it.”

2.“Hey, my name is *your name*. If you think you might like to talk to me, you can tell me your name too. If not, just say nothing and I’ll walk away in about 4 seconds.”

3.“Let me tie your shoes, because I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”

4.“If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.”

5.“Most people call me *your name*, but you can call me tomorrow!”

6.“Do I know you? That’s a shame, I’d sure like to.”

7.“I’ve lost that loving feeling, will you help me find it again?”

8.“I seemed to have lost my number, any chance I could have yours?”

9.“Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Me neither but it breaks the ice.”

10.“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?”

11.“Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?”

12.“My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?”

13.*hold out hand* “Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?”

14.“Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?”

15.“See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.”

16.“Is your name Wally? Because someone like you is hard to find.”

17.“Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?”

18.“Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend / girlfriend?”

19.“If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.”

20.“Hi, I’m writing a paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?”

21.“See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.”

22.“If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?”

23.“Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”

24.“If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.”

25.“This time next year let’s be laughing together.”

26.“I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.”

27.“I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.”

28.“No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.”

29.“You are the reason men / women fall in love.”

30.“Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.”

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