In an initial video posted on TikTok, user @Snapcracklepoppycock, real name Corinne, revealed that since she had been fired from her job as a Hollywood plant lady—which consisted of her going around the houses of celebrities to take care of their plants—she was ready to spill the tea on what she had discovered during her job. Here’s a list of all the secrets she shared with her followers.
According to Corinne, actor Ben Affleck, who got engaged to singer Jennifer Lopez, aka J.Lo, back in 2002 only to postpone their wedding in September 2003 and officially split in January 2004, has a huge painting of both of them above his bed… And yes, they’re in their birthday suits. Lopez confirmed their rekindled relationship by posting a photo of them kissing in July 2021, which might explain the painting, but still—it’s a bit much, no?
In that same video, Corinne also revealed that comedian Jimmy Kimmel doesn’t have any soap in his house’s many bathrooms—suggesting that the host of Jimmy Kimmel Live! isn’t too keen on washing his hands. Not cool, Jimmy.
In her first video about her previous job, Corinne mentioned a third celebrity, friendly stoner and Canadian actor Seth Rogen. It’s been said on TikTok that giving what’s left of your bong water to your plants is a good way to keep them happy and healthy. And while Corinne didn’t clarify what she thinks about this trick, she did mention that Rogen definitely uses this watering method. Are we even surprised?
In a second video posted on TikTok following the viral success of her first, Corinne stated that actress and recipient of numerous accolades, including an Academy Award, two Primetime Emmy Awards, and two Golden Globe Awards, Kathy Bates, has 15 Pomeranians! In a later video, Corinne also went on to reveal that Bates is very into astrology and crystals.
“Matthew McConaughey has 20 cars and none of them are Lincolns,” Corinne shared referring to the 2011 movie The Lincoln Lawyer.
Corinne concluded her second video by stating that Chris Evans, mostly known for his role as Marvel’s Captain America, is “wearing a bodysuit.” While it’s not clear exactly what the plant caretaker is referring to here, she might be adding fuel to the rumours that have been circulating about whether Evans used the help of a foam bodysuit to fill out his hero costume while on set.
In a third video posted on the video-sharing platform, Corinne continued spilling the tea—and she didn’t disappoint. According to the TikToker, one time when she was working at Keke Palmer’s house, she saw Danny DeVito there. Why? Who knows, but this match is peculiar to say the least.
Corinne shared that when it came to Bella Thorne’s plants, she almost had nothing to do as the controversial actress took great care of them already. What a win-win situation!
TikTok favourite and music prodigy Charlie Puth allegedly requested his employees to sing to his plants. Why not?
Corinne had even more stories to share about all the celebrities she’s worked for, here’s everything else you might need to know:
Before we get into the hot deets—literally—I’d like to strongly highlight the fact that, as far as I could snoop online, this story has not yet been fully confirmed from either side and the Instagram model is yet to be named. That being said, it does look like this rumour has some truth in it. Let me explain.
On Monday 10 January, Instagram page @TooMuchHotTea broke the story of how a mysterious Instagram model had threatened to sue the Canadian rapper Drake for putting hot sauce into his condom. Now, I can understand why this previous sentence might seem confusing at first. You’re probably thinking, ‘what the heck is this about?’.
According to the account, the model and Drake hit it off on Instagram where they started DMing each other—we’re not sure who approached who first. Both eventually met up at a party and later went back to the rapper’s hotel room to smoke some weed and, well, do the deed. Although Drizzy is known for showing signs of predatory behaviour when it comes to teen women, in this instance, it is said that he was very clear about ensuring that their ‘encounter’ was a consensual one.
Too Much Hot Tea went on to explain that prior to their intercourse, the rapper entered his bathroom to put a condom on. After both were done, he went back to the bathroom to throw the used protection in the bin. That’s where things get spicy—again, literally.
The model reportedly pretended like she needed to use the bathroom too in order to find the discarded condom and pour its contents into her. If you’re not sure why she would do that, it’s easy to assume that she was planning on getting pregnant from the ‘Hotline Bling’ singer.
As soon as she did that however, she immediately experienced a burning sensation and started to scream, causing Drake to run back to the bathroom to see what was going on. He then allegedly told the model that he poured hot sauce from a packet into the condom to kill his sperm, should someone try to get pregnant from him.
The Instagram post that started the whole rumour also contained further details about the rapper’s sexual exploits and what his ding-dong looks like.
On Tuesday, Drake seemingly addressed the tabasco fiasco rumour in an Instagram post of his own where the caption read, “You can have your 15 minutes of fame…I’ll take the other 23 hours and 45 mins”—insinuating that his alleged sexual partner was hungry for her 15 minutes of fame.
As crazy as this story sounds, the rapper has previously admitted to the lengths he goes to ensure that no one tries to take advantage of him in the bedroom. On Brent Faiyaz’s song ‘Wasting Time’ Drake can be heard rapping, “Gold medalist, flushed the Magnums just so they not collectin’ my specimens, damn.”
I don’t know about you, but while I patiently wait to see whether this rumour further develops, I’m really enjoying the memes out there…