Never has an aspiring actor gone so far to knab a role. Josh Nalley—or @living_dead_josh as he’s known on TikTok—filmed himself ‘playing dead’ every day for 321 days and managed to secure a spot on everyone’s favourite criminal TV show, CSI: Vegas.
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For almost a year, Nalley provided TikTok with some of the most random, unique—and, let’s be honest, slightly morbid—content it has ever seen, posting daily videos of him lifelessly lying in a new location. The creator made it his solo mission (and dying wish, supposedly) to be cast as an un-alive body on any movie or TV show he could get his hands on. Alas, after entertaining viewers for months on end, he finally got that all-important call offering him a slot on CSI: Vegas as—you guessed it—a dead guy.
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After having watched a handful of Nalley’s videos, it’s hard to deny his genuine talent at playing dead. He lies in a number of different positions (more often than not face down) next to his car, in the forest up against a tree, on the pavement—I mean, this man truly knows no creative bounds.
The CSI: Vegas TikTok account was as equally invested as the rest of us, commenting on a number of Nalley’s posts applauding the actor’s dedication to his role. In one video, posted on the day of his CSI debut, the TV show’s account commented: “This one is too real, Josh,” to which Nalley responded “Realism is what I aim for.”
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The Kentucky native told the Courier-Journal that despite having no previous acting experience, he mastered the skill of posing dead by simply practising. Without giving away too many of his secrets, Nalley explained: “Having done more than 300 of these posts, I have progressed and gotten better. At first, you could see me breathing, or the fake blood looked really bad. I have gotten rid of using the blood and gotten better at holding my breath.”
And if anyone was curious about the actor’s top tips, he had this to share: “I originally got this idea after seeing a woman on TikTok posting about hot sauce and then she got offers from a bunch of hot sauce companies. I thought if I was creative enough playing an un-alive person, I could get the attention of a television show or a movie production company, and how about that, it worked.”
Now that Nalley has taken a stroll down the Hollywood Walk of Fame and made his Tinseltown debut, I’m sure there’s a number of other TV networks lining up to utilise this charismatic corpse.
It’s early in the morning. You’re tired after your routine laps around the cul-de-sac when you spot someone with no pants lying on the ground, lifting up their legs before spreading them open in a V shape towards the sun…
Introducing ‘perineum sunning’, also known as ‘who needs coffee when I can butt-chug sunlight?’. The latest wellness trend includes exposing your perineum—the super-thin area of skin between your vagina (or, in men, the penis) and the anus—to the sun for a period of 30 seconds to 5 minutes.
“In a mere 30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole, you will receive more energy than you would in an entire day being outside with your clothes on,” says Ra of Earth in his video, introducing Instagram to this ‘self-care’ trend. The viral video, which has amassed over 84,000 views, features three nude men approaching the sun and pulling off ‘The Sunny Spready Solstice Pose’ at a mountainside.
The wellness enthusiast has also been kind enough to post step-by-step instructions for ‘sun worship exercise’ pulled from The Tao of Sexology: The Book of Infinite Wisdom written by Doctor Stephen T. Chang. “Turn your body so that your back is towards the sun,” the instructions read. “Lean over so that the sunlight comes into the opening. Feel the warmth penetrate into the tissue.” According to the post, sunlight has excellent germicidal qualities that can neutralise germs in the nether regions, keeping the area healthy and free from infections.
The trend later shook spiritual influencer Metaphysical Meagan who took to Instagram to preach the practice. “I start my day with 5 minutes of perineum sunning and feel energised for hours,” writes Meagan, recommending the wellness trend to “anyone who is seeking optimal health.” Meagan notes that perineum sunning is an ancient Taoist practice that originated in the Far East. In Taoism, the perineum is called the “gate of life and death” and is considered a gateway where energy enters and exits the body.
According to Meagan, benefits of perineum sunning include strengthening of organs through solar energy, preventing the leakage of ‘chi’ or life force energy from the body to sustain health and longevity, increasing creativity, aiding libido, regulating hormonal functions, promoting deeper sleep and amplifying your aura. “The ideal hours of the day to do this is between 7 to 9 a.m,” Meagan guides, wrapping up with “the intention of this is not to tan your butthole!”
The trend doesn’t stop there. A-listers like Shailene Woodley, Diplo and Johnny Knoxville are the latest butthole-sunning advocates. “I like to give my vagina a little vitamin D,” Woodley tells Into The Gloss. She admits to having read about the practice in an article written by a herbalist about yeast infections and other genital issues. “If you’re feeling depleted, go in the sun for an hour and see how much energy you get. Or, if you live in a place that has heavy winters, when the sun finally comes out, spread your legs and get some sunshine!”
But what do those with actual medical degrees think about this trend? “As a dermatologist, I cannot recommend any sun exposure without sun protection,” Nazanin Saedi, MD, Director of the Jefferson Laser Surgery and Cosmetic Dermatology Center, tells Health.com. “These areas, just like other areas of the body, need sun protection and clothing tends to provide that.”
“It’s actually dangerous,” comments David E. Bank, MD, founder of Mount Kisco’s Center for Dermatology, Cosmetic & Laser Surgery. “This skin is particularly sensitive. Over time, it could result in an increased risk of skin cancer,” he adds.
In fact, Josh Brolin, an Academy Award nominated actor, admitted to having sustained ‘#severeperineumburns’ after unquestionably-following the trend. “My pucker hole is crazy burned and I was going to spend the day shopping with my family and instead I’m icing and using aloe and burn creams because of the severity of the pain,” the actor wrote, sharing the viral image of Metaphysical Meagan on Instagram.
While physicians recommend safer options like meditation, mindfulness and actual vitamin D diets and supplements to substitute the trend, it seems like the rest of the internet couldn’t help butting in, some pouring their morning coffees down the drain to try it themselves, others wondering why aliens don’t visit us anymore:
never thought I’d be able to use this meme i found so long ago pic.twitter.com/Ds4HUjxpV8
— doritoqueen250 (@sandiacontajin) November 25, 2019
On Thursday, US President Donald Trump suggested that scientists may want to explore bringing UV light inside the body to kill a Covid-19 infection.....#PerinealSunning #ButtholeSunning #Tao #SunWorshipExercise #ButtChuggingVitD
— XRP SPARTAN (@DavidDarvishian) April 24, 2020