Nine places to use a remote vibrator (other than your home)

By Alex Harris

Updated Jul 8, 2022 at 11:14 AM

Reading time: 3 minutes

Having a good orgasm can make a long, hectic day at work somewhat better. Thanks to advancements in sex tech, there are all sorts of affordable sex toys to choose from, that are both easy to operate and exciting to use.

The global pandemic and the lockdowns it led to have certainly taken their toll on us, both physically and mentally. Attention to self-care became non-negotiable, and it’s about time that it did. If you are having frequent stressful days, a pocket-sized remote control vibrator like Lush 2 might well be the solution to your problems, one that you can use anywhere, anytime.

When we say anywhere, we literally mean anywhere! To give you a better idea, we have compiled a list of places where you can use and thoroughly enjoy your remote control vibrator.

Home sweet home

Without a doubt, the most relaxing and peaceful place to try out your sex toys is your room, your bed, your couch—basically any place in your home. Whether you are alone or with your lover, if you own a phone-controlled vibrator, having amazing orgasms becomes not only a whole lot easier, but a whole lot more fun, too.

You won’t get the same level of privacy or comfort that you get in your own humble abode, so stay home if you do not wish to worry about someone watching you, which can be distracting to the task for obvious reasons.

At the park

If you’re a shy girl, you might already be wondering if a park would be a good idea. Well, it totally is! Going outdoors with your lover, or even alone, with one of those small-size vibrators can be quite exciting. Of course, initially you might concern yourself over what you’re doing in a public space, with the potential to be noticed fulfilling your kinky desires. However, if you stay discreet about it, then chances are no one will ever know what you are up to.

At a cinema

A lot of us like to get sexy in bed with our partner while we’re watching a movie within the comforts of our own homes, but guess what, you can get kinky while watching a movie at the cinema, too.

Although most of the world remains under lockdown restrictions, what’s stopping us from dreaming of what could be when our local movie theatres open up again? Try taking a remote control vibrator along with you when they do, choose your movie accordingly and time your play right—whenever there is an intense scene with louder sound, turn up the level of vibrations. Thank us later.

In the car

Those long drives with your partner can be romantic and fun, but if you add a vibrator or even a dildo into the mix, it’s just sexy!

If you and your lover like getting naughty in the car, then we suggest finding a sweet, quiet spot in your area and park your car, please don’t attempt to drive at the same time! Other than the safety hazard, the other thing about a parked car is you have nothing else to worry about, and can solely focus on lovemaking in a new location. Why not extend the journey, and have actual sex in the backseat once you’ve had your fun with the sex toys?

At a game

You may not believe it, but this is a safe bet when it comes to going unnoticed while having an orgasm at a rugby match, a basketball or a baseball game. No matter how crowded it is (in fact the more crowded the better), the surrounding loud cheers give you enough of a disguise, and everyone is watching the game. It’s a perfect moment and definitely an opportunity worth remembering next time you get tickets.

Be a naughty employee at work

We do not recommend this if you are new to using your sex toys in public spaces. Kinky toys being used at work can certainly land you in some trouble, that being said, the extra risk might make it just that more exciting. Try out one of the wearable options, and whenever you have a stressful meeting or an ass-kicking session with your subordinate, you can retreat to a relaxing moment to release the stress discreetly. Maybe try out the bathroom cubicles first.

At a bar or a cafe

Who said you need to have company each time you go to a bar? A remote control vibrator can be your partner in crime while you enjoy your drinks, and it won’t let you down either. Not just a bar, you can use your vibrator at your favourite coffee shop or a cafe where you might spend some time every day. Find a seat out the way, and watch the world go by with a blissful buzz.

At the beach

The sound of waves mixed with the vibrating patterns of your vibrator is a combination that you really don’t want to miss. Doesn’t matter if you are tanning under the sun almost naked, or if you have your swimsuit on, you can and you should have an amazing orgasm at the beach. Lay front down, no one will notice.

Get naughty while camping

Outdoor trips, solo or not, are refreshing to the body and the soul. Self pleasure can be too, so when you embark on the next camping adventure, add your favourite sex toy to the list. Only the trees around you will hear or see, much like the walls of your own home, so why not take the meaning of wild to a whole new level.

Using a remote vibrator—in a nutshell

To cut a long story short, you can have a peaceful, relaxing moment with your vibrator almost anywhere, anytime. As long as you’re not too loud with your moans or exposing your body too much, you should get away with it. Just stay respectful, and be clever about it.

Remember, you deserve a long juicy orgasm every now and then. It’s a great way to keep you mentally and physically healthy, and it’ll give your confidence a boost too.

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