On 1 November every year, Starbucks teases its seasonal menu, supermarket chains stream Christmas carols over glitchy intercoms, and Mariah Carey starts defrosting in the Backrooms. While the internet self-detonates with deep-fried Will Ferrell memes and debates about the importance of Thanksgiving, true Martha Stewart-style, rumbles of an imminent mental health report starts gracing social media platforms.

Originally released in 2015 as “Year in Music,” a feature for users to recap their last 365 days via the songs and artists they listened to the most, Spotify Wrapped has since become an annual tradition—unhingedly gripping everyone’s feeds on Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook, and more.

Typically dropping in the first week of December every year, the tool provides users with tailored reports about their listening habits, including their top 5 artists, songs, and favourite genre. Additionally, it sketches the number of minutes you’ve spent listening to music—a statistic that you’ll either be embarrassed or proud of, with absolutely no in-between.

In 2019, Spotify’s head of consumer and producer marketing June Sauvaget told Forbes that Wrapped “creates this FOMO effect that happens and that inherently entices new users to consider Spotify.” Meanwhile, Alex Bodman, the audio streaming company’s vice president and global executive creative director, noted that “much of [its] online presence has been organic.”

Although the platform has been called out for its algorithmic bias, surveillance capitalism, and personal branding, Wrapped continues to grip gen Zers and millennials alike who don’t exactly mind their habits being tracked in exchange for intimate insights they can share with the rest of the world to see and judge. Considering the rise of trends like meta selfies, it’s safe to say that privacy has taken a backseat for younger generations today.

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Sporting a screenshot-friendly design with the intent of convincing users to share the statistics across their go-to social media platforms, Wrapped has essentially changed the way we consume music.

While Gleeks restrain themselves from indulging in their true musical pleasures until the app stops tracking their habits every Halloween, most of us have tried changing the trajectory of our reports by streaming gatekept artists or playing songs on mute to increase our minutes listened. If you aren’t guilty of these claims, you’re either lying to yourself or have impressively manifested the affirmation that your Wrapped doesn’t define you as a living and breathing human being.

Heck, the coveted feature has also redefined how we simp and diss each other on the internet. In 2022, responses to thirst traps have become synonymous with remarks like “Need to see their Spotify Wrapped so bad.” When deployed in a digital argument, the same is altered to “I bet you don’t share your Wrapped screenshots because they’re goofy af.” Hey, in my defence, I’m not the same person that I was six months ago, okay? So, I won’t let my Wrapped 2022 define me.

me defending my spotify wrapped https://t.co/hjHMYPRkBo

— lauren 🪲 (@normalgirl36) November 22, 2022

If you’re a chronic Twitter user, chances are that your feed is swamped with public anxiety surrounding Spotify Wrapped 2022—under the guise of memes and GIFs. Among a plethora of unhinged Elon Musk tweets come comments by users who are excited to make Wrapped their entire personality for a week. And, as per usual, the feature’s release date has also been bait for further misinformation on the platform.

In 2019, Wrapped was released on 5 December. In 2020, it dropped on 2 December, while the year after recorded its presence on 1 December. As of 24 November 2022, a quick scroll through Twitter is bound to initiate you into the purposeful rabbit hole of “Wrapped comes out today!” tweets. That being said, it’s worth noting that Spotify itself may be partly responsible for this anxiety.

As of late, every single time I open Twitter, my timeline has been bombarded with tweets from the audio streaming service. With every rising dawn comes a reference post with the caption: “Turn up the music… it’s almost about damn time for #SpotifyWrapped.” Although the platform’s social media team is seen replying to viral tweets about Wrapped, it doesn’t seem to take the same interest in quenching anxieties about the exact date the feature is set to drop.

We've all been there.

— Spotify (@Spotify) November 22, 2022

I can’t take it anymore I’ve been checking Spotify Instagram Google and Twitter every 20 minutes stop teasing us and release it or just tell us when it officially drops I physically can’t physically take it anymore I think I might die

— Alan Dey (@AlanDeyLol) November 23, 2022

“I’m always scared for my Spotify Wrapped so I want to know the date that I can expect it… at least two weeks before,” a user told me on Discord, adding that they’ve “grinded” the whole year by streaming music on the app in the background to boost their minutes listened.

“I don’t play certain music my friends send me because I’m scared it’ll ruin my Spotify Wrapped,” a second admitted. Meanwhile, a third went on to state: “Spotify Wrapped is better than the Emmys. Fight me.” Weird flex, but okay.

Most of the users I talked to agreed that the feature has now evolved into a tradition that marks the beginning of the holiday season. “I wonder about all my stats on Youtube, Discord, Instagram,” one added. “I wish there were things like Spotify Wrapped in each of them where we can see all our data like the most watched video, channel etc. And even further, I wish god would show us data of our life.” Nothing to see here, just gen Zers being the generation that is least concerned with how Big Tech uses their personal information.

So, what exactly is the solution for the anxiety Spotify itself builds around the drop of its coveted feature? For many, it’s a permanent day every year that they can keep an eye out for and take their own sweet time when it comes to sharing the insights on Instagram. Brownie points if the dedicated day is declared as a public holiday.

“[Spotify Wrapped] should be a global celebration,” a user said, adding that Google should integrate it as an official holiday on everyone’s calendars. “Can a gen Zer in the US government approve this?” a second asked, while a third mentioned: “I don’t know about you guys, but the day Wrapped goes live has always been a holiday for me.”

On Reddit, however, users were a little more critical of the move. “Yay another corporate holiday!” a person remarked, “But in all seriousness, not everyone uses Spotify.” Others went on to state that the last thing they want is for corporations to be responsible for public holidays.

When asked about their views on how much longer Spotify can keep enthusiasts on the edge of their seats when it comes to Wrapped 2022, most users replied with the threat of switching to Apple Music if the release date pushes past 1 December. “Even if it doesn’t happen, I wish Google Calendar would give me a notification when it goes live every year,” a fan noted.

Maybe all the audio streaming service needs to make the choice now is a change.org petition? Only time can tell, but at the moment, it’s safe to assume that your annual mental health report isn’t dropping for another week or so.

Who do we need to speak with to make this happen?!

— Spotify (@Spotify) November 22, 2022