16 years ago, then-New York University undergraduate student Jack Dorsey discussed the idea for an online communication service with some of his coworkers at podcasting company, Odeo. On 21 March 2006, Dorsey changed internet history forever with five words: “just setting up my twttr.” It was the first among billions of popular tweets that have since graced the platform.
Fast forward to 2022, Twitter is now nothing more than a kindergarten playground for the richest man on Earth. With every dawn comes a new, controversial feature—which is later scrapped, postponed or even lied about.
Ever since “Chief Twit” Elon Musk’s acquisition of the platform, it’s safe to say that Twitter is on its last virtual legs, as celebrities and users alike increasingly flee the app stating a surge in hate and bigotry in the name of “free speech.”
With alternatives like Tumblr, Clubhouse, and Mastodon stepping into the spotlight, it’s about time we built a Twitter hall of fame acknowledging all the iconic moments that helped shape the internet as we know it today. From alpha males to Gaga keyboard smash, here are 15 of the best tweets of all time that will help you mourn the dumpster fire of a platform everyone is ditching in 2022.
Spoiler alert for Tesla fanbois: your GOAT god is obviously sitting this list out.
Some tweets simply can’t be explained.
In honour of Ryan Reynolds, the King of Twitter who has now officially migrated to Tumblr.
Wanna feel older? This tweet is from 2020.
FYI: I’ve watched this video a sum total of 218 times myself.
No one can ever articulate their feelings more eloquently than Lady Gaga.
This hasn’t aged well at all…
Wait till the incels get their hands on this one.
Legend says this is how Mariah Carey defrosts before Christmas every year.
2014 bird app at its best.
Ever since the richest person in the world took over Twitter, the social media platform has tumbled into utter chaos. While countless public figures including Gigi Hadid and Toni Braxton left the bird app citing a surge in hate and bigotry, the man at the helm—“Chief Twit” Elon Musk—is making up rules on a whim.
First tweeting “Comedy is now legal on Twitter,” then proceeding to suspend accounts mocking the billionaire, firing half of the company’s workforce, and even beefing with people rightly criticising his $8 per month subscription plan, it’s safe to say that the platform is nothing more than a dumpster fire beyond recovery.
As advertisers and users alike flee Twitter, alternative social media apps are increasingly being pushed into the spotlight—including Tumblr, Clubhouse, Amino, and Cohost. One of the latest additions to this list is none other than Mastodon, the decentralised network which has gained nearly 500,000 new users following Musk’s antics.
Founded in 2016 by German software developer Eugen Rochko, Mastodon is a nonprofit open-source app—meaning, its goal is to ideally benefit the public rather than its shareholders. Presenting a vision of social media that can’t be bought and owned by billionaires, it hence strives to create a more resilient global platform without profit incentives.
“We believe that your ability to communicate online should not be at the whims of a single commercial company,” Rochko wrote in a blog post, adding that one of the reasons he started looking into the decentralised social media space was rumours that Twitter, the platform he had been a daily user of, might get sold to another controversial billionaire.
“[This was] among, of course, other reasons such as all the terrible product decisions Twitter had been making at that time. And now, it has finally come to pass, and for the same reasons masses of people are coming to Mastodon,” Rochko continued.
On Mastodon, you can publish 500-character messages with pictures, polls, videos, and other media to your audience, and, in turn, follow interesting people and receive their posts in a chronological home feed. While these features may seem like a visual Twitter clone at first glance, the underlying system of the app in question is far more complex.
Unlike Twitter, Mastodon is decentralised—instead operating in a similar way to emails. Here, when you first create your account, you have to pick a community (or server) to join and the same is reflected in your username. For instance, if you sign up for Mastodon via its cat enthusiast server, your address would be [yourusername]@mastodon.cats.
But no matter which server you sign up with, you will be able to follow and interact with users from other providers—just like how you can use Gmail to email a Hotmail user and vice versa. “Anyone can become such a provider as Mastodon is free and open-source. It has no ads, respects your privacy, and allows people or communities to self-govern,” Rochko added.
On Mastodon, individual communities or servers are called “instances,” which can be run by one single person, groups or organisations that can set up their own signup rules and moderation policies. While some instances let users join freely, others are invite-only or require approval from an admin. As noted by TechCrunch, choosing the right server to register your account with can seem stressful. However, the platform also lets you move your account flexibly later on.
Here, tweets are called “toots” and retweets are called “boosts.” Mastodon additionally supports a number of Twitter conventions like replies, retweets, favourites, bookmarks, and hashtags.
What’s more is that the platform is part of the “Fediverse,” or an interconnected web of various social media services. We all know that having a Twitter account doesn’t automatically give you access to your account on Instagram. Through the Fediverse, however, your single Mastodon account essentially grants you access to a plethora of other decentralised social networks.
Given that Mastodon is open source, the developers of the platform don’t own its copyright—in turn, allowing anyone to essentially download, modify and install the app on their own server. “That doesn’t mean that you can grab Mastodon’s code without acknowledging the source, though,” TechCrunch noted. “Former President Donald Trump’s social media platform, TRUTH Social, initially launched with Mastodon code and passed it off as if it were original software. Mastodon did not take kindly to that.”
Contrary to Twitter, Mastodon has no universal verification system. However, there are some servers redefining the idea of verified users in an unofficial fashion by adding fun emojis to their display names.
Although Twitter is currently witnessing a mass exodus with a breeding kink billionaire at the helm, it should be noted that Mastodon is far smaller than Twitter—which still counts over 237 million monetisable daily active users.
That being said, Mastodon has been on the tip of everyone’s tongue over the past few weeks and this traction is rightfully reflected in the statistics published by the app. Twitter users are increasingly trialling tools like Fedifinder, Twitodon, and Debirdify to connect with their friends on the decentralised app, while others are praising the controlled online experience fostered by Mastodon’s features—which are also built with the aim of mitigating harassment.
At the end of the day, while the platform’s mainstream growth is yet to be seen, all users agree on one advantage offered by Mastodon: the fact that it can never fall into Technoking Musk’s clutches in this lifetime. Bye Twitter, hello 2D elephants!