30 CURSED cakes that will leave you in tears

By Malavika Pradeep

Published May 17, 2022 at 11:47 AM

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For decades, cakes have been synonymous with birthdays. Nothing screams joy as much as cutting the popular dessert to the sounds of confetti poppers in the background. Over the past few years, however, we’ve realised that everyday is a celebration in itself. Gone are the times when cake shops only piped ‘Happy Birthday’ onto the confection. Today, we honour everything from divorces and pregnancies to… car accidents and even calling the cops on your neighbours.

And this is exactly what ‘Cakes with threatening auras’ is here to document. As an “educational” Twitter account, the social media project features all sorts of creations—from the most comical cakes to the downright bizarre ones that will haunt your dreams forever.

So, what are you waiting for? Take the whisk with us and scroll through these cursed cakes that will make you believe there are two types of people on the internet today: those who bake and those who get baked.

#1

Is that… ketchup?

30 CURSED cakes that will leave you in tears

#2

Threat or a delightful promise? Depends on who you ask.

30 CURSED cakes that will leave you in tears

#3

Corporate needs you to find all the cakes in this picture.

30 CURSED cakes that will leave you in tears

#4

I have so many questions but none that I want answered.

30 CURSED cakes that will leave you in tears

#5

Pro tip: add laxatives to the frosting.

30 CURSED cakes that will leave you in tears

#6

How does one successfully eat this?

30 CURSED cakes that will leave you in tears

#7

Do better or do batter, I guess.

30 CURSED cakes that will leave you in tears

#8

Who you gonna call?

30 CURSED cakes that will leave you in tears

#9

For some reason, I don’t think this was a mistake.

30 CURSED cakes that will leave you in tears

#10

Reminds me of the time when people were making popsicles with positive pregnancy tests to break the news to their partners.

30 CURSED cakes that will leave you in tears

#11

Same, Elmo. Same.

30 CURSED cakes that will leave you in tears

#12

Who wants to eat this certified freak, seven days a week?

30 CURSED cakes that will leave you in tears

#13

Introducing the inedible Hulk.

30 CURSED cakes that will leave you in tears

#14

Charmander looks a bit too baked here.

30 CURSED cakes that will leave you in tears

#15

Is it just me or does the lack of apostrophe bother anyone else?

30 CURSED cakes that will leave you in tears

#16

Have you ever felt a cake?

30 CURSED cakes that will leave you in tears

#17

Robert Pattinson and the cult of the dissociative pout.

30 CURSED cakes that will leave you in tears

#18

Eat my sad face, you must!

30 CURSED cakes that will leave you in tears

#19

2020core called, they want their poster child back.

30 CURSED cakes that will leave you in tears

#20

Me when:

30 CURSED cakes that will leave you in tears

#21

Congratulations, you’ve been rickrolled by a cake.

30 CURSED cakes that will leave you in tears

#22

Perry the Platypus, is that you?

30 CURSED cakes that will leave you in tears

#23

Okay, this one officially takes the cake.

30 CURSED cakes that will leave you in tears

#24

All Cakes Are Baked (ACAB).

30 CURSED cakes that will leave you in tears

#25

History in the baking.

30 CURSED cakes that will leave you in tears

#26

New frosting, who dis?

30 CURSED cakes that will leave you in tears

#27

Bake it till you make it.

30 CURSED cakes that will leave you in tears

#28

Quick, make a wish.

30 CURSED cakes that will leave you in tears

#29

Take another slice of this, you will.

30 CURSED cakes that will leave you in tears

#30

Everything about this is pure evil.

30 CURSED cakes that will leave you in tears

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